Published January 26, 2006 in issue 0504 of the Hook

Interviews and photos by HOOK STAFF [email protected]

Joia Sellam: "During the ceremony, the priest went into an angry tirade about new-age people and swimming with dolphins."

Joy Rayman: "We drove to a wedding up in Maryland and arrived at a mansion. We wondered if that was where the wedding would be held, but, in fact, the wedding was held in the stables. It smelled like manure, and there were lots of flies."

Janis Scovronski: "The bridesmaid got too drunk to make the toast. She tried, but it was a lost cause."

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