March 22nd, 2007 issue #0612

• CORRECTION- Glaring mar
• DR. HOOK- PB and S?: Those nasty pathogens ruin the jelly!
• FICTION WINNER- Moving
• FICTION WINNER-<span class="Apple-converted-space">&nbsp; </span>First Stones
• FICTION- Persistence pays: Contest winners all long-time writers

4Better Or Worse

• 4BETTER OR WORSE- The week in review

Cartoons

• CARTOONS

Cover Stories

• COVER- Dressing down: Was this bar speaking in Code?
• COVER- Is America ready for Moore? Trevor sure hopes so

Essays

• ESSAY- Moniker madness: What's in a (middle) name?

Facetime

• FACETIME- Talking Ed: Gillespie aims to save Virginia GOP

Gimme Shelter

• GIMME SHELTER- Has spring sprung? Local blooms tell the tale

Hotseat

• HOTSEAT- Obsessive love: Lee Smith happy to be back in town

Letters

• LETTER- Calling all pledgers
• LETTER- Natural birth control saves marriages
• LETTER- Now you know the rest of the story
• LETTER- Planned Parenthood is rich

Movie Reviews

• MOVIE REVIEW- Mimzy whimsy: 'ET' for the green generation:

My Ride

• MY RIDE- Russell Hubert: 2000 Honda CR-V

News

• NEWS- 'UVA proof': New law fixes FOIA loophole
• NEWS- Final sentence: AA apologizer gets time
• NEWS- Grand land: Does CPC breakup mean windfall?
• NEWS- New rule: Parent, rat out thy school child
• NEWS- Off belay: Child falls from Boar's Head climbing wall
• NEWS- Off belay: Child falls from Boar's Head climbing wall
• NEWS- Spring tragedy: Baby dies in JAG School parking lot

On Architecture

• ONARCHITECTURE- Zoning snafu: Will error in Woolen Mills scrap PUD?

Photophile

• PHOTOPHILE- Bowled over: Outdoor socialites take shelter at Keglers

Question of the Week

• QUESTION OF THE WEEK- What's the funniest show on TV?

Real Estate

• REAL ESTATE- On the Block- SOLD

Real Estate - Commercial Construction Permits

• REAL ESTATE- Commercial construction permits

Real Estate - On the Block

• REAL ESTATE- ON THE BLOCK- Come on in: Ignore the boring exterior

Strange But True

• STRANGE BUT TRUE- Avalanche advice: Tuck a balloon in your backpack

The Brazen Careerist

• THE BRAZEN CAREERIST- Low EQ? Get some help to develop empathy

The Dish

• FOOD- THE DISH- Sweet deal: One essay and you're a restaurateur!