March 26th, 2009 issue #0812

• CORRECTION- Shorter sentence
• DRHOOK- Ties that bind: Bariatric surgery can't work alone
• REALESTATE-UPDATE- OFF THE BLOCK- SALE WITHDRAWN
• THE SPORTS DOCTOR- Wise shoppers: Let VCU do the vetting, then buy
• THE TOUGH CUSTOMER- Open door policy: Towel-clad woman traumatized

4Better Or Worse

• 4BETTER OR WORSE- The week in review

News

• Nuanced territory: J.M. Henry's lay of the land
• Copyright squawk: 'Cleaver' scribe challenged on title
• Cost of rocking: Will locals pay to see big gigs?
• Craig Winn's house for sale
• Help wanted: UVA may pay big money for new coach
• Snap o' the day: New AG
• The Greenbrier goes bankrupt
• Wood recycling facility killed
• Too late: Judge denies bid to stop Parkway
• Snap o' the day: Letters still being written
• Hook shares top state prize
• No spikes: NYC rail service clears last hurdle
• Spiral bound: Falling papers push Baliles to action
• County to sell less water, hike rates 12%+
• Snap o' the day: Smoke on Sixth Street
• Snap o' the day: Wheels of misfortune
• Coach watch: Smith denies interest in UVA job
• BizBrief: Lighting showroom opens

Restaurant Reviews

• Cheap eats: Beat recession and quietude at Heights

Cartoons

• CARTOONS

Essays

• ESSAY- Shame on who: It no longer works, Mr. President

Gimme Shelter

• GIMME SHELTER- Cover up: How to prevent clogged drains

Hotseat

• HOTSEAT- Adam's adamant: Gottschalk pulls no punches on sports talk show
• HOTSEAT- Top o' the ticket? Deeds in HotSeat again

Movie Reviews

• MOVIE REVIEW- Cast vs. script: <i>Monster</i>'s voices soar; story sinks

Photophile

• PHOTOPHILE- Growing Grumman: UVA cuts ribbon with defense contractor

Question of the Week

• QUESTION OF THE WEEK- Ever had anything stolen from you?

Real Estate - On the Block

• REAL ESTATE- ON THE BLOCK- Blue collar cottage: Practical and affordable in Woolen Mills

Strange But True

• STRANGE BUT TRUE- Puppy loathe: When canines realize a rip-off

The Brazen Careerist

• THE BRAZEN CAREERIST- The recession: Spot these four emerging trends

The Dish

• FOOD- THE DISH- Bistro birthday: Bryers Street turns 10, Rolling Cones rock!