The wacko meter is off the charts here — it starts with the official Scottish Highland bagpipe and drum band of the Albemarle County Sheriff’s office, a local cover band, and an instrumental rock band from Baltimore featuring chef Duff Goldman from the Food Network’s riveting tell-all pastry-biz exposé Ace Of Cakes. Just to keep things sane, here’s a video of the latter performing at the 2008 annual Big Lebowski convention.