The twisted humor of foul-mouthed and generally subversive local guitar/cello duo Barling and Collins is right at home on the dark and grimy stage at Miller’s, but Applebee’s? More venues for local musicians to perform in are always welcome, but this wasn’t quite what we had in mind. In an attempt to ratchet up the absurdity level here, we’ve decided to commemorate these occasions with haikus dedicated to the soulless corporate restaurant chain.

Off we go, then:

Boneless chicken wings?
What GMO trick is this?
Most chickens have bones.

See you next week, folks!

Barling and Collins - (That’s Right) I’m Looking At Your Girlfriend