Perhaps an excessive response to the ongoing saga of the new noise ordinance, but awesome all the same: attendees of this dance party can only enjoy the tunes spun by DJ Motion Potion via the provided wireless headphones, so the whole affair will be totally silent otherwise. This will theoretically also allow you to remove the headphones and hear all the various noises made by drunken young adults while engaged in such behavior sans Gaga soundtrack, which in turn could probably make for a great field recording thesis project for one of UVA’s geeky musicology graduate students.