If you’re looking to catch your weekly dose of local guitar/cello duo Barling and Collins‘ legendary wit, Miller’s or the Blue Moon Diner are perfectly sensible environments. Applebee’s, not so much; thus, our weekly poems celebrating the staggering absurdity of their newest gig.

B.C. is better
when you have babyback ribs.
Wait, wrong restaurant.

Barling and Collins - (That’s Right) I’m Looking At Your Girlfriend