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Anastasia’s still dead

by Hawes Spencer
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A Russian scholar recently announced that the DNA in bone shards of two of the royal children slain by the Bolshevik guards in 1918 conclusively shows that all members of the Romanov family have now been accounted for. (That’s contrary, of course, to those who insist— despite separate 1994 DNA evidence– that the youngest Romanov girl, Anastasia, somehow survived the fusillade, tried to drown herself in a Berlin canal, and then married one of Charlottesville’s most eccentric citizens and lived her life in squalor.)

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  • Music Lover May 14th, 2008 | 3:54 pm

    I guess this means water rates are about to go up.

  • Ella May 16th, 2008 | 7:39 pm

    Some pople say that the girls sewed on there jewels to their corsets and when the exacusion came the bullets bounce off.

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